its funny when people are like “life hack: to get yourself/your child to eat more vegetables try using dips and seasoning to mask the flavor” babes thats not a life hack thats just cooking. i dont know who told u the only way to eat vegetables is great grandmas war rations boiled sprouts recipe but i prommy you can and SHOULD be seasoning.
love it when an extremely high-functioning and put-together character gets slammed with something that would topple any lesser person but continues to function in an alarmingly efficient manner while everyone who knows and cares about them flutters anxiously around them like “please lie down please rest please accept medical attention” while the high-functioning character just looks askance at all their concerned faces like “what are you talking about? I’m perfectly fine” as tiny cracks start appearing in their demeanor and facade
how it feels when you have to attend a public gathering after hanging out with the transgender people in your computer for hours and you have to remember how to act like a well-adjusted human being person
you can never go back. this is your one life. you had a bad childhood and that’s it. you lost your teen years to mental illness and that’s it. you’re miserable in your 20s and that’s it. you just go forward
and now youre 30 and thats it. you just go forward.
nothing makes you feel like more of a flop than not getting a phishing scam in your inbox even though the problem is apparently so prevalent that tumblr had to put out a site wide warning on everyone’s dashboard
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